U.S./European/Austrailian/Antarctican Alliance: An Unstoppable Force

So I have this crazy idea and I think if everyone can just get along, it'll work... and us and the penguins will live happily ever after.

Ok, here it is... I think that the Europe, the U.S., Australia (sounds irrelevant, but I like Australians and don't want to wipe them off the planet) and Antarctica (sounds irrelevant, but I don't want to leave them out, I like penguins) should create an alliance and take over all of the smaller countries, like China and Africa (it's a continent, I know, but I don't care)  that way the entire world would be controlled by just a few countries that (hopefully) would all get along and never fight.

There would be no more dealing with Egypt or Afghanistan because they would be taken over, their government dissolved and their citizens turned to slaves of the super alliance.

All the worlds resources would now be controlled by one entity (still divided up by companies so there would still be competition to keep prices low, it's the equivalent to having all the oil being drilled in the us, but drilled and sold by different companies)


We could combine our awesome military technology to create some pretty neat shit, like lasers in space, or an imperial star destroyer, or better yet a whole flipping death star. Sounding pretty good about now eh?

Where do the penguins come in?
They don't, but Antarctica is a cool place to have a top secret hide out, then I guess we could strap lasers on the penguins to protect the base

No more violence, peace on earth at last...utopia!

Russian tanks! Hell yeah!
Rollin' through your neighborhood!

Penguins?!!!!
Holy Sh!t that's awesome!

Is that the F*cking death star!?

Lets Remove Welfare, If we Ignore them It'll Go Away... Right?

So I got this amazing idea to help lower our national debt, it's going to sound crazy but trust me it's a good idea...lets get ride of all welfare programs entirely. See I figure that welfare is just incentiveizing being lazy and not working. People figure they don't have to work because Uncle Sam will provide no matter what, and we need to show them this simply isn't true. Now I see two possible outcomes to this, one being that without welfare people finally have the motivation to get a job so they can pay taxes and whatnot, and the debt decreases or the people will still be too lazy and figure “the government isn't going to let us die are they?” Which is exactly what we let them do, now we don't have to worry about them, and the national debt again will decrease. 

See, if we stop paying attention to them they'll either...

 A: Stop trying to get attention and become productive members of society 

OR

 B: Die and we forget about them

 (Assuming they're not stupid they'll choose option A.)

 We ignore the problem, it will go away!

Government control over what you eat? Sounds like Communism.

So we've all heard that the government wants to control what your kids can and can not eat at school, which I find personally reasonable considering school is a government establishment therefore they can serve whatever the hell they want, your in big mamas school house and you'll damn well eat what she tells you to, that way you'll grow up nice and strong and wont be a burden on the healthcare system (which the government will be providing) so this makes sense.

 But when do they cross the line? 

Well some congressmen think it's a good idea to control what privately owned establishments serve, such as Mikey D's or Wen D's Which seems like going too far if you ask me, however if the country does decide to go along with a socialist healthcare system, should they do more to prevent illness therefore releasing the stress on the system and lowering taxpayer healthcare cost?