Ok, here it is... I think that the Europe, the U.S., Australia (sounds irrelevant, but I like Australians and don't want to wipe them off the planet) and Antarctica (sounds irrelevant, but I don't want to leave them out, I like penguins) should create an alliance and take over all of the smaller countries, like China and Africa (it's a continent, I know, but I don't care) that way the entire world would be controlled by just a few countries that (hopefully) would all get along and never fight.
There would be no more dealing with Egypt or Afghanistan because they would be taken over, their government dissolved and their citizens turned to slaves of the super alliance.
All the worlds resources would now be controlled by one entity (still divided up by companies so there would still be competition to keep prices low, it's the equivalent to having all the oil being drilled in the us, but drilled and sold by different companies)
We could combine our awesome military technology to create some pretty neat shit, like lasers in space, or an imperial star destroyer, or better yet a whole flipping death star. Sounding pretty good about now eh?
Where do the penguins come in?
They don't, but Antarctica is a cool place to have a top secret hide out, then I guess we could strap lasers on the penguins to protect the base
No more violence, peace on earth at last...utopia!
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| Russian tanks! Hell yeah! Rollin' through your neighborhood! |
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| Penguins?!!!! Holy Sh!t that's awesome! |
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| Is that the F*cking death star!? |
22 comments:
Too late, Hitler already took over Antarctica. Where the hell do you think UFO's came from. From Space? pff, don't let me laugh.
A plausible idea, but that would be boring. Now it's in perfect balance.
this post hurts my head...
Yes, then we could get our planet in alliance, just in time for our evil alien overlords to come and enslave us.
Perhaps we should just declare me god emperor of earth.
Super alliance slaves!?!?!?!?! Awesome. Count me in! Ha ha.
I've always wondered what would actually happen in the event of a new world war. Scary stuff man.
This is a horrible idea lol.
Yeah imagine how loyal the Chinese governors would be to an American capital or trying to set up a budget or an election.
You could put lasers on the penguins...
Laser penguins! YES!
Are you sure penguins would agree to enter the alliance?
Bad idea right now. The only way you would get a one world government is when there is some extraterrestrial threat. So, laser penguins vs. aliens.
otopia is always a nice idea... except that you can't really achieve it.
Penguins are the deadliest force ever... Nice read
screw that, penguins do not co-operate with us lower forms of life.
Penguins. Are. Taking. Over. The. World.
I like the laser penguis idea
But if the Antarctic faction is represented by Penguins, with the ultimate defense for that be just as sick a pod of orcas is on them? But all in all that's the only hole in the strategy I see...
the penguins are coming!! pew pew
@rfs referring to your comment "otopia is always a nice idea... except that you can't really achieve it."
I'll be writing an article just for you on how it's totally possible, just you watch.
good luck whit this idea :')
isnt the navo like this idea? and it doesnt work
Interesting theory...
As an American I'm for this idea. Go America!
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