Tuesday, February 22, 2011

U.S./European/Austrailian/Antarctican Alliance: An Unstoppable Force

So I have this crazy idea and I think if everyone can just get along, it'll work... and us and the penguins will live happily ever after.

Ok, here it is... I think that the Europe, the U.S., Australia (sounds irrelevant, but I like Australians and don't want to wipe them off the planet) and Antarctica (sounds irrelevant, but I don't want to leave them out, I like penguins) should create an alliance and take over all of the smaller countries, like China and Africa (it's a continent, I know, but I don't care)  that way the entire world would be controlled by just a few countries that (hopefully) would all get along and never fight.

There would be no more dealing with Egypt or Afghanistan because they would be taken over, their government dissolved and their citizens turned to slaves of the super alliance.

All the worlds resources would now be controlled by one entity (still divided up by companies so there would still be competition to keep prices low, it's the equivalent to having all the oil being drilled in the us, but drilled and sold by different companies)


We could combine our awesome military technology to create some pretty neat shit, like lasers in space, or an imperial star destroyer, or better yet a whole flipping death star. Sounding pretty good about now eh?

Where do the penguins come in?
They don't, but Antarctica is a cool place to have a top secret hide out, then I guess we could strap lasers on the penguins to protect the base

No more violence, peace on earth at last...utopia!

Russian tanks! Hell yeah!
Rollin' through your neighborhood!

Penguins?!!!!
Holy Sh!t that's awesome!


Is that the F*cking death star!?


26 comments:

Reilly said...

Too late, Hitler already took over Antarctica. Where the hell do you think UFO's came from. From Space? pff, don't let me laugh.

A plausible idea, but that would be boring. Now it's in perfect balance.

obi said...

this post hurts my head...

Melanie said...

Yes, then we could get our planet in alliance, just in time for our evil alien overlords to come and enslave us.

ScottD said...

Perhaps we should just declare me god emperor of earth.

broham4567 said...

Super alliance slaves!?!?!?!?! Awesome. Count me in! Ha ha.

I've always wondered what would actually happen in the event of a new world war. Scary stuff man.

PvtCarlin said...

This is a horrible idea lol.

Kerykeion said...

This idea is fucking stupid, we don't need a huge alliance or a one world government for peace. This would just lead to even WORSE tyranny and corruption than ever seen before.

Palyman92 said...

Yeah imagine how loyal the Chinese governors would be to an American capital or trying to set up a budget or an election.

Banacek said...

You could put lasers on the penguins...

Rob said...

Laser penguins! YES!

FilmAdviser said...

Are you sure penguins would agree to enter the alliance?

Astronomy Pirate said...

Bad idea right now. The only way you would get a one world government is when there is some extraterrestrial threat. So, laser penguins vs. aliens.

rfs said...

otopia is always a nice idea... except that you can't really achieve it.

Spike said...

Penguins are the deadliest force ever... Nice read

BopRock said...

Penguin Infantry... Fuck me, we're screwed

JWtechparts said...

screw that, penguins do not co-operate with us lower forms of life.

Atreties said...

Penguins. Are. Taking. Over. The. World.

Bassislv said...

I like the laser penguis idea

Rachel Neilson said...

I wish it could work =(

Aaron M. Gipson said...

But if the Antarctic faction is represented by Penguins, with the ultimate defense for that be just as sick a pod of orcas is on them? But all in all that's the only hole in the strategy I see...

synoptixs said...

the penguins are coming!! pew pew

The Governor said...

@rfs referring to your comment "otopia is always a nice idea... except that you can't really achieve it."

I'll be writing an article just for you on how it's totally possible, just you watch.

Kim Anders said...

good luck whit this idea :')

isnt the navo like this idea? and it doesnt work

Anonymous. said...

Interesting theory...

The Almighty Lewis said...

As an American I'm for this idea. Go America!

AnthropoSeptic said...

Alright! A globalist capitalist megagovernment! I can hear Wal-Mart masturbating with the blood of slave laborers now!

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