Ok, here it is... I think that the Europe, the U.S., Australia (sounds irrelevant, but I like Australians and don't want to wipe them off the planet) and Antarctica (sounds irrelevant, but I don't want to leave them out, I like penguins) should create an alliance and take over all of the smaller countries, like China and Africa (it's a continent, I know, but I don't care) that way the entire world would be controlled by just a few countries that (hopefully) would all get along and never fight.
There would be no more dealing with Egypt or Afghanistan because they would be taken over, their government dissolved and their citizens turned to slaves of the super alliance.
All the worlds resources would now be controlled by one entity (still divided up by companies so there would still be competition to keep prices low, it's the equivalent to having all the oil being drilled in the us, but drilled and sold by different companies)
We could combine our awesome military technology to create some pretty neat shit, like lasers in space, or an imperial star destroyer, or better yet a whole flipping death star. Sounding pretty good about now eh?
Where do the penguins come in?
They don't, but Antarctica is a cool place to have a top secret hide out, then I guess we could strap lasers on the penguins to protect the base
No more violence, peace on earth at last...utopia!
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| Russian tanks! Hell yeah! Rollin' through your neighborhood! |
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| Penguins?!!!! Holy Sh!t that's awesome! |
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| Is that the F*cking death star!? |
