Showing posts with label labor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label labor. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

U.S./European/Austrailian/Antarctican Alliance: An Unstoppable Force

So I have this crazy idea and I think if everyone can just get along, it'll work... and us and the penguins will live happily ever after.

Ok, here it is... I think that the Europe, the U.S., Australia (sounds irrelevant, but I like Australians and don't want to wipe them off the planet) and Antarctica (sounds irrelevant, but I don't want to leave them out, I like penguins) should create an alliance and take over all of the smaller countries, like China and Africa (it's a continent, I know, but I don't care)  that way the entire world would be controlled by just a few countries that (hopefully) would all get along and never fight.

There would be no more dealing with Egypt or Afghanistan because they would be taken over, their government dissolved and their citizens turned to slaves of the super alliance.

All the worlds resources would now be controlled by one entity (still divided up by companies so there would still be competition to keep prices low, it's the equivalent to having all the oil being drilled in the us, but drilled and sold by different companies)


We could combine our awesome military technology to create some pretty neat shit, like lasers in space, or an imperial star destroyer, or better yet a whole flipping death star. Sounding pretty good about now eh?

Where do the penguins come in?
They don't, but Antarctica is a cool place to have a top secret hide out, then I guess we could strap lasers on the penguins to protect the base

No more violence, peace on earth at last...utopia!

Russian tanks! Hell yeah!
Rollin' through your neighborhood!

Penguins?!!!!
Holy Sh!t that's awesome!


Is that the F*cking death star!?


Thursday, February 17, 2011

How to Bring Jobs Back to US Soil.

So back in the day... during the industrial revolution, there were no labor laws, no minimum age, and no minimum wage, no unions, people were rich and business was good. What happened to all that? Well the government came along and ruined it by putting regulations on everything.

So then what happened?

The jobs got shipped over to China where there aren't any such laws so things could be made cheap, and sold at overly high prices. So what needs to be done? Well we need to get rid of what screwed things up in the first place, labor laws and if little johnny gets his hand caught in a machine, oh well, we'll get a new one, we have the money now because of all the bank we're making here in the U.S. of A.