So I've decided that this planet and all of it's people suck, so I packed my bags and tried moving to mars, but when I got to the space port I was informed that the trip was deleted because Obomba canceled the space program. I guess I'm going to have to settle with going to some asteroid instead.
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damn obomba, i hear asteroids are cold as hell - good luck
Asteroids are actually a good plan. The first nation to wrangle one and start mining it will become the instant economic powerhouse, unstoppable by the rest of the world. Once the asteroid is mined out? turn it into a colony, either keep it in orbit above Earth, or use it to travel the solar system, whatever. Mars would be nice too, but you'll have to wait another 50 years.
this is bad...
Dude, just come down here to Costa Rica, the beer is strong and the women are beautiful...
I'm coming!
deep space man i wanna go there
Travel to Mars is not encouraged. Dangerous, inhospitable place and all.
Sounds good!
ohm, i won't travel far from the earth, i think the rest of the universe doesn't deserve having serious crap like the human beign around them
can I come with you? I want to open a restaurant on mars :D
I'm a salesman and i'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories on the moon, i tell you hwhat!
Yeah, Mars is coo'.
well, i'm going to the sun. I hate winter and i want it warm the whole time
always good to read your blog.
I'd rather go to a space colony
Great plan, but if everyone runs there wouldn't it make Mars just as bad as Earth?
Just find yourself a sound stage and use your imagination...
Are you crazy? Haven't you seen Total Recall!
I'm moving into that moon cavern they just found.
Right by your side buddy!
Would love to go to mars, but how would I surf the internet? Read this blog?
Try Planet Ogo, there's plenty of room there.
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