Wednesday, March 2, 2011

I'm Moving to Mars, How About You?

So I've decided that this planet and all of it's people suck, so I packed my bags and tried moving to mars, but when  I got to the space port I was informed that the trip was deleted because Obomba canceled the space program. I guess I'm going to have to settle with going to some asteroid instead.

22 comments:

ed said...

damn obomba, i hear asteroids are cold as hell - good luck

Astronomy Pirate said...

Asteroids are actually a good plan. The first nation to wrangle one and start mining it will become the instant economic powerhouse, unstoppable by the rest of the world. Once the asteroid is mined out? turn it into a colony, either keep it in orbit above Earth, or use it to travel the solar system, whatever. Mars would be nice too, but you'll have to wait another 50 years.

meandmythinkingcap said...

this is bad...

Aaron M. Gipson said...

Dude, just come down here to Costa Rica, the beer is strong and the women are beautiful...

Ross said...

I'm coming!

TheMonk said...

deep space man i wanna go there

Shelby Fox said...

Travel to Mars is not encouraged. Dangerous, inhospitable place and all.

Shaft said...

Sounds good!

Agustin Creevy said...

ohm, i won't travel far from the earth, i think the rest of the universe doesn't deserve having serious crap like the human beign around them

Anton Nuemus said...

can I come with you? I want to open a restaurant on mars :D

Reilly said...

I'm a salesman and i'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories on the moon, i tell you hwhat!

Anonymous. said...

Yeah, Mars is coo'.

Spike said...

well, i'm going to the sun. I hate winter and i want it warm the whole time

obi said...

always good to read your blog.

mmmpieohyeah said...

I'd rather go to a space colony

The Almighty Lewis said...

Great plan, but if everyone runs there wouldn't it make Mars just as bad as Earth?

Melanie said...

Just find yourself a sound stage and use your imagination...

Banacek said...

Are you crazy? Haven't you seen Total Recall!

AnthropoSeptic said...

I'm moving into that moon cavern they just found.

rickysha said...

Right by your side buddy!

d0t said...

Would love to go to mars, but how would I surf the internet? Read this blog?

PekkaK said...

Try Planet Ogo, there's plenty of room there.

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