Oil Turmoil: Big Oil Is Ripping Us Off

So I'm on my way to the corner petrol station for my weekly fill of petroleum and I noticed that the gas prices have skyrocketed to well over $3.00 a gallon, which I find completely outrageous considering gas was only $2.87 a few weeks earlier.

Knowing I wouldn't be able to fill my tank I only put in a cool $20, which barely got me half a tank.

Pissed off I walked into the store violent as hell and asked "Whats with the freaking ridiculously high gas prices" The cashier said "It's because of Libya and the rioting in the middle east, don't you watch the news?" I responded with...

"Of course I watch the frickin news, and thats bullshit, we get less than 10% of our oil from the middle east. We get more oil from US, Canada and Mexico than all the countries in the middle east combined. The oil companies are ripping us off, they think we're stupid, how is it that one country, that hardly produces any oil to begin with effects the price of oil so much? The truth is it doesn't, but the oil companies like Exxon and BP think that we'll believe it, so they raise the price to make more money, It's ridiculous, and it needs to stop. These oil companies are out of control!"

U.S./European/Austrailian/Antarctican Alliance: An Unstoppable Force

So I have this crazy idea and I think if everyone can just get along, it'll work... and us and the penguins will live happily ever after.

Ok, here it is... I think that the Europe, the U.S., Australia (sounds irrelevant, but I like Australians and don't want to wipe them off the planet) and Antarctica (sounds irrelevant, but I don't want to leave them out, I like penguins) should create an alliance and take over all of the smaller countries, like China and Africa (it's a continent, I know, but I don't care)  that way the entire world would be controlled by just a few countries that (hopefully) would all get along and never fight.

There would be no more dealing with Egypt or Afghanistan because they would be taken over, their government dissolved and their citizens turned to slaves of the super alliance.

All the worlds resources would now be controlled by one entity (still divided up by companies so there would still be competition to keep prices low, it's the equivalent to having all the oil being drilled in the us, but drilled and sold by different companies)


We could combine our awesome military technology to create some pretty neat shit, like lasers in space, or an imperial star destroyer, or better yet a whole flipping death star. Sounding pretty good about now eh?

Where do the penguins come in?
They don't, but Antarctica is a cool place to have a top secret hide out, then I guess we could strap lasers on the penguins to protect the base

No more violence, peace on earth at last...utopia!

Russian tanks! Hell yeah!
Rollin' through your neighborhood!

Penguins?!!!!
Holy Sh!t that's awesome!

Is that the F*cking death star!?

The US Could Use a Little "Revolution” Dontcha Think?

I was watching the whole revolution in Egypt thing and I realized that their country had problems, they had a revolution and won, problems solved right? While the US has problems, we do not have a revolution and we still have problems... French have revolution, problems solves... hmm ok so at this point I see a connection. 

Revolution = Problems Solved 

So I figure in order to solve problems in a country, you must have a revolution and over throw the government and start anew to get what you want...Idk just a thought.